Hi and Welcome to I Want The Money
I ain't makin up no song and dance about this. There are no bunnies to save, no girlfriend will agree to a three-some if I get so many hits, and I am not a virgin who wants sack of cash for hookers. I'm not poor and desperate for food money and my children all have shoes. I simply want more money. Plain and simple.
To help me get it, I want you to do 2 things fore me.
1st.
I want you to sign up for free porn from this site - My Free Pay Site.
Here's what's gonna happen. You will be asked for your email address. You'll enter it. (This site sends a lot of SPAM, so I seriously suggest you get a free, disposable email addy ( a good one is GuerrillaMail). Then you can ignore the SPAM forever.) Then the good folks at My Free Paysite will send you a confirmation email. You will need to go to that email and click a link these guys sent. After that I will get 50 cents and you will get access to lots of free porn (and some stuff you have to pay extra for - but I ignored that and have spent hours looking at the free stuff.) I suggest you do it right away so you don't forget about it. It's pretty good porn too - toys like Lesbo-Matic and DildoCam as well as loads (heh heh) of movies of all types.
It really is free. All you do is Click Here For FREE PORN and provide an email address. That's it.
2nd.
Next, I'd like you promote this page as much as you can. Send the URL to all your friends. Post it on Blogs, on forms, spray paint it on Airforce 1.
Why should you do this for me?
Well, I can't really think of any great reasons. There's the free porn, of course. And it won't cost you anything but about 30 seconds to do this for me. It's not like I am asking you to GIVE me any money. But beyond that? Nadda.
For for those who do, I thank you for making me 50 cents richer. Seriously, it adds up. For those who don't... I'd say Well Fuck You Then, but why? If I could do something nice for you without it costing me anything - I probably would. But hey, some people just don't see it that way. It's all right.
Cheers
I ain't makin up no song and dance about this. There are no bunnies to save, no girlfriend will agree to a three-some if I get so many hits, and I am not a virgin who wants sack of cash for hookers. I'm not poor and desperate for food money and my children all have shoes. I simply want more money. Plain and simple.
To help me get it, I want you to do 2 things fore me.
1st.
I want you to sign up for free porn from this site - My Free Pay Site.
Here's what's gonna happen. You will be asked for your email address. You'll enter it. (This site sends a lot of SPAM, so I seriously suggest you get a free, disposable email addy ( a good one is GuerrillaMail). Then you can ignore the SPAM forever.) Then the good folks at My Free Paysite will send you a confirmation email. You will need to go to that email and click a link these guys sent. After that I will get 50 cents and you will get access to lots of free porn (and some stuff you have to pay extra for - but I ignored that and have spent hours looking at the free stuff.) I suggest you do it right away so you don't forget about it. It's pretty good porn too - toys like Lesbo-Matic and DildoCam as well as loads (heh heh) of movies of all types.
It really is free. All you do is Click Here For FREE PORN and provide an email address. That's it.
2nd.
Next, I'd like you promote this page as much as you can. Send the URL to all your friends. Post it on Blogs, on forms, spray paint it on Airforce 1.
Why should you do this for me?
Well, I can't really think of any great reasons. There's the free porn, of course. And it won't cost you anything but about 30 seconds to do this for me. It's not like I am asking you to GIVE me any money. But beyond that? Nadda.
For for those who do, I thank you for making me 50 cents richer. Seriously, it adds up. For those who don't... I'd say Well Fuck You Then, but why? If I could do something nice for you without it costing me anything - I probably would. But hey, some people just don't see it that way. It's all right.
Cheers
posted by 23Skidoo at 8:53 AM
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